There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist — the taxidermist leaves the hide.
To tax and to please, no more than to love and to be wise, is not given to men.
Today's dime is really a dollar with all the taxes deducted.
Uncle claims that if he files his income tax wrong he'll go to jail, and if he files it right he'll go to the poor house.
Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in wages.
We are taxed twice as much by our idleness, three times as much by our pride and four times as much by our foolishness.
We don't pay taxes. Only the little people pay taxes.
When all is lost, ask the I.R.S. — they'll find something.
Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut save you thirty cents.
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